he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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