I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
