drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
