you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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