I need help removing her.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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