Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
