I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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