D3 body, D1 cock
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Someone signed my nipple.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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