ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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