It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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