Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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