Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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