someone owes me an orgasm
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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