you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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