ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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