so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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