Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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