My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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