I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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