The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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