Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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