So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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