I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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