Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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