Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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