My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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