Your mouth is God's brothel.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
