You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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