why didn't you poke me back
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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