I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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