He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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