can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
