I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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