I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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