Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Found your dick twin last night
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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