is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
