Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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