so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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