Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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