Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i drank out of a bidet.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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