Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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