You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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