she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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