they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
last night I used snow as a chaser
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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