She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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