My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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