wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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