He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
this hospital has no fireball
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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