It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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