Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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